tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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fuck-kirk:

doopilydo:

fuck-kirk:

So last year at school we had a new girl and my friend asked her what her name was and she goes

"Anna"

And my friend was like, “oMG LIKE FROM FROZEN!?”

And that girl just looked at her with the deadest eyes ive ever seen and said, “Yes. That movie ruined my fucking life.”

YOU THINK THAT’S BAD?

MY NAME IS ELSA.

You poor, poor soul

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classsy-bluee:

methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

This is me in literally every form imaginable

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alex-turrner:

”if you’re ill why are you on the computer” 
image

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