I just realized why Wash is standing awkwardly in the back of that photo.
The chairman is supposed to think he’s dead. Wash was trying to get Epsilon for the chairman so he could go free but instead he got adopted by the reds and blues.
I guess it’s a good thing Wash never brought Epsilon back to him.
welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him
What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket
$20 can get you many peanuts
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there
language is weird
humans are weird
WELL THAT’S ONE FUCKING LIFELONG MYSTERY SOLVED