May 2013
166 posts
fancifullauren:
irishfangirlshipper:
dorkstrider:
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
egberts:
svvitzerland:
egberts:
svvitzerland:
svvitzerland:
What is the opposite of a restaurant?
a workaurant
i hope you get arrested for this joke
i think i need to get arworked
rabioheab:
How To Make Friends In The Real World
walk up to a group of people that you don’t know
start saying “so what’s the deal with airline food” in an increasingly aggressive tone until they become so uncomfortable that they laugh
when they laugh do it too but louder and in a maniacal way
doctorbaggins:
My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and...
Marvel's biggest secret is how they make Robert...
wolfing-out:
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
samsamtastic:
RDJ is 5’ 8½”
Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time
Chris (6’ 0½”)
…
problem solved
screaming
omfg
oh jfc, RDJ I LOVE YOU
How to write an essay:
Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
Step 2: Cry
Step 3: Open Tumblr
onedirectioncutefacts:
my entire life is just one big “fuck it” moment
tipthecabbie:
sturmtruppen:
granny smith has an apple for a cutie mark
big macintosh has an apple for a cutie mark
applejack has an apple for a cutie mark
apple bloom, in all likelihood, has got those apple bottom genes
10/10 it’s an apple blossom
johanirae:
I sometimes end the sentence with the wrong
degrassholes:
instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals
lovelynessdreams:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
kit-pocket:
coelacanthteeth:
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET
this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs
i don’t mind being alone, i just hate feeling alone
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
stilinskidereks:
when you want to say something and keep getting interupted but then the conversation turns to a different topic
