anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

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bile7:

It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.

If every one of my followers gave me $3.38, I would be able to transition.

tardispants:

xxwaytoopunkxx:

tardispants:

I don’t know how to ask for money without feeling horribly selfish but I thought I’d let you guys know that.
I’ve raised 0.0025% of what I need.

IF YOU CAN DONATE THEN PLEASE DO! I PERSONALLY CAN NOT!!!! BUT REBLOG THIS!!! SIGNAL BOOST!!!!

I just want to maybe signal boost this a little. Even if you can’t afford to donate anything, reblogging this would mean the world to me.

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groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

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somehownatural:

Posts that make me question my life part 2

Part1

Other tumblr compilations

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ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment
unclefather:

give me the catnip 
the-bar-is-called-heaven:

pulpdrinker:


i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male


CHOOSE


dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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