bitrates:

Simple tips to gain my friendship:

1) Have a cat
2) Show me pictures of your cat
3) Invite me over to pet your cat
4) Be a cat

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bitrates:

I think Peter Jackson should make a “Legend of Zelda” movie

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bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

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fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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jakemalik:

i’m really good at mumbling rude things under my breath and then when people ask me what I said I just get really scared and nervous and panic

(Source: hi, via pizza)

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enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

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