What is the opposite of a restaurant?
a workaurant
i hope you get arrested for this joke
i think i need to get arworked
How To Make Friends In The Real World
- walk up to a group of people that you don’t know
- start saying “so what’s the deal with airline food” in an increasingly aggressive tone until they become so uncomfortable that they laugh
- when they laugh do it too but louder and in a maniacal way
My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and said, “It’s called itching powder”, took a sip of his water, and walked away.
To celebrate this blog getting 100 followers in less than three days, here is Gavin Free in formal wear.
his face in the top right picture omg
Installed without directions…
I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard holy shit
Somehow this is cooler than what it does normally. Put in colored lightbulbs and you have a friggin disco light.
im crying my eyes out
you had one job
Must have been from IKEA.

how doES HE DO THAT
Forever reblog
#omg look at each frame individually #you can literally see each emotion frozen on his face #tom you fucking genius #hOW
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
RDJ is 5’ 8½”
Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time
Chris (6’ 0½”)
…
problem solved
screaming
omfg
oh jfc, RDJ I LOVE YOU






